Jen Psaki again

On Monday, the Russian national hockey team in the group stage of the World Cup with a 6-1 defeated the U.S. team. In the winners scored goals Nikolai Kulemin (7th minute), Alexander Ovechkin (19, summary), Viktor Tikhonov (21, 40), Evgeny Kuznetsov (30), Sergei Plotnikov (32). Goal Americans chalked up Justin Abdelkader (21). VIEW newspaper publishes material of an unknown author about what could be the U.S. reaction to this terrible event. U.S. reported categorical disagreement with the so-called "victory" the Russian national team in a match at the world hockey championship. "In the 21st century, you can not just pick up and shave his beard, if you do not like!" This was stated by the speaker of the U.S. State Department Jen Psak: "This match had nothing to do with this hockey. In the 21st century can not play hockey as if the yard of the 20th century. The imperial ambitions of the Russian national team and demonstrate the methods of conducting themselves in the game as it was during the worst years of the Soviet Union: dirty hockey puck carousel, which arranged the Russian team at the gates of the U.S. team, and blocking democratic goals in the gate - is an attempt to revise the status quo and threat to European security. " In this Psak reporter's question specified that does not know what the roundabout, but it is written in the text, and it is sure that it is something terrible and incompatible with human values: "We have no doubt that behind all this is Russia . This is evidenced by recent participation in the match Putin's so-called "Night Hockey League," where he personally scored 6 goals in the opponent's goal. Now it becomes obvious his whole bloody idea, it has been planned from the beginning of Russia. " She also said that President Obama has expressed deep concern about the results of the game, and said that "Russia is not only located on the wrong side of history, but also on the wrong side of geography, physics and physical education." She also said that against the Russian national team players will be immediately introduced economic sanctions: "We, together with our European partners around the world, decided to introduce extensive immediate economic sanctions against those directly involved in the incident. Russia will pay dearly for it. We have made the difficult decision to all discount cards Russian national team players in European and American networks sport stores Reebok, Nike, Adidas will be frozen until the next seasonal sales. Artists imperial designs must understand that they will not go away. " Separately, Ms. Psak noted pointedly shave off in protest against the "Eurovision" beard hockey Ovechkin: "It is a protest against European values, European anti-choice! In the 21st century, you can not just pick up and shave his beard, if you do not like! This is unacceptable, beard should immediately return! "

Джен Псаки приколы с апреля по май 2014 года

U.S. State Department spokesman Jen Psaki

"In Russia there are no refugees from the Ukraine. In Ukraine, all is quiet and under our control," - she said during a regular briefing on June 19. Then journalist Matthew Lee Associated Press, which often sets the Psaki uncomfortable questions asked, who are these women and children crossing the Russian border. "It's tourists. Rostov in the mountains beautiful healing mountain air" - quoted Psaki "Rossiyskaya Gazeta". State Department spokesman did not specify exactly where in the Rostov region located mountain resorts. Internet users are joking - probably in the same place and Belarusian sea. However, this message has denied himself in his microblog Matthew Lee. In the "Twitter" a journalist wrote that it does not correspond to reality, but also said that he had never discussed with representatives of the State Department the issue of Ukrainian Refugees in the Rostov region. I got back on commentary, which he was advised to ask such a question. Commentator recalled that June 20 is World Refugee Day. Rostov Region is situated in the southern part of the East European Plain and partly in the North Caucasus region, occupying a vast area in the river basin of the Lower Don. By the nature of the surface area of ​​the territory is a plain dissected by river valleys and gullies. The maximum height above sea level - 253 meters. Jen Psaki have repeatedly caused confusion among journalists their responses, demonstrating incompetence. Most often, not answering awkward questions, she says phrases like: "We will check this information" or "information comes to us from open sources." Apparently, the data on the Rostov region, it has not yet been checked. Earlier Psaki

has already stated that "not sure" in the detention of journalists channel LifeNews Ukraine and deaths of journalists there RTR. In addition, she suggested that former acting Foreign Minister of Ukraine Andriy Deshchytsa, release to President Vladimir Putin obscene statement, did not want to offend anyone, and calmed the crowd. And this is not the first blunder Jen Psaki. Previously, she was confused Iraq and Iran, and gas oil. Because of this it has become a real internet meme in Russia: anecdotes about her compose and write humorous songs. According to the most Psaki, its dubious popularity in Russia due to the fact that she - a woman. "They talk about what I wore, what color my costumes," - she said.

During the years of his reign, Obama managed to make a series of fantastic discoveries. Here are some of them:

• "The nation that invented the automobile can not stay without it." This is from Obama's speech before Congress. Meanwhile, people even with an average IQ level should be aware that the car was invented in Germany by Karl Benz and Gottlieb Daimler (independently). • "I have visited all 57 states. Seems to have one more." Barack Obama said that in 2008, during the presidential race. Apparently, the main contender for the senior position was simply not aware of how many there are in his State of the states. • "Russia is on the wrong side of history." If Bush believed that gas - this hemisphere, Obama went further: History is a science as it is presented in the form of some multilateral geometry. And on the right side of the figure are those who expose the nuclear bombardment of Hiroshima and Nagasaki attacks on Vietnam, Yugoslavia, Iraq, Libya, killing hundreds of thousands of people - that is the right side. • "My grandfather was a member of the first American troops who liberated Auschwitz and other concentration camps." After this sentence, Republican opponents of Obama's claim to his ancestral glory in Auschwitz immediately stopped, "cousin grandfather" U.S. presidential candidate should then serve in the Red Army, they sneered, as Auschwitz liberated Soviet troops only - without the Anglo-American allies . Obama's campaign countered: "Obama's grandfather liberated Auschwitz is not, and Buchenwald." However, this has not agreed to bloggers-wits "is not freed and guarded ..." • "Unbelievable. More any now existing ballpark!" (About the Coliseum). That's the American way - not only did the Italians lost 130,000 euros for conducting personal tours for Obama, so they also had to endure the insult. • "On this memorable day, when our nation honors its continuous series of fallen heroes - and I see many of them here today in this room - our sense of patriotism is particularly strong." This is generally without comment. • "Russia - just a regional power" Something like we have already heard from the States imagines himself world hegemony. And because it will be useful to summarize some of these statements: 1) "Russian dwarf - I'll put her on her knees" (Carl 12th, XVIII century) - Sweden forever lost its superpower status; 2) "I will conquer backward Russia" (Friedrich, mid-XVIII century) - in 1759 the Russian army entered Berlin; 3) "Russia - a colossus with feet of clay" (Napoleon, XIX century) - in 1814 the Russian army took Paris; 4) "I will win the USSR by the end of the year" (Hitler, XX century) - in 1945, committed suicide when the Soviet Army entered Berlin. Involuntarily reminded prediction famous American prophet Edgar Cayce and clairvoyant Vanga that the 44th U.S. president will be a black and ... last. Many argue: Well you never know what's uttered predictors America many times already predicted the collapse, and it still exists! Yes, there is, but that does not mean that it will continue. The world has changed, but the Americans have simply forgotten to say about it!